Monday, September 01, 2008

splitter - fooled by living a life in the lapse of luxury

sometimes i can't actually understand why my body is working the way it is. my right ankle is the one that has the crappy problem but my left ankle hurts a lot more. i spend so much time all week (incl. weekends) lying down, watching tv, sitting around using the computer and yet i still feel so tired. its really tough to stay awake. i need to sleep a lot. this is bad.

i bought something really expensive for someone really important the other day. and seriously, its like the most expensive i'd ever paid for a gift to be handed into someone else's lap other than mine. sometimes i also can't believe myself too, but i must say that this act actually speaks volumes doesn't it?

continuing on from the point about the expensive gift, while i was shopping for it, i was thinking to myself... what would i do with $1 millions if lady luck was smiling in my direction and i struck the lottery? (which btw rarely happens... especially when it has to do with money. just ask me how the hell i missed my marksmen bonus) well well, if i had 1 million dollars, this is how i would use my money for different purposes:

- ~200k goes into taxes
- hand 300k over to my family
- 150k to get a mini cooper
- 50k to buy all the friggin branded goods in the world
- 20k to donate to my alma mater (sorry it is cheapo i know but i dun care)
- 100k for kelvin to invest
- the rest to buy a small little straw house

i think 1 million is still not enough for me. i must cut back on the money to give to my family and donate like maybe 50bucks a month to my alma mater instead. then maybe i could possibly get a wood or (hopefully) a brick house.


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then i looked into my wallet and see my only 50 dollar note looking lonely.

well so my fantasy goes up in flames yet again.

THE END.
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moved along at 9:34 PM
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